Friday 27 March 2020

Mehfil-e-Exam #Creation 47

Theek 6 mahine baad aaj phir ek baar... दरबारियों  ke kaano me khatre ki ghanti baji hai..
नजदीक  aa rhe संकट  ko dekhte hue...aaj phir mehfil-e- exam सजी  hai !
Kitaabo ka बक्सा  khola to pata chala ki pichle semester ki hi bas kuch phati hui Passbooks  padi hai..
han ek hai wo library ki kitaab jo pehle hafte me issue kara li thi josh me, par wo कम्बख्त moti badi hai...

Gadi uthai aur passbook  ki taalsh me chal diye hum...dimaag ke ek kone me kitaab ki late fees ki calculation chal rhi thi...
दर-दर भटके  hum, शहर छान  mara par har dukaan pe passbook 'out of stock' mil rhi thi...
Khali hath phuche ghar to dekha bahar khuli chappalo me इज़ाफ़ा  hua , दरबार  ki jaise puri तस्वीर  hi badal gyi thi..
sab the toh alag-alag branch se, par it was like Divided by branches...united by जुल्म  of university...

bas phir kya tha, hum branch ke sabse 'ज्ञानी backchhod' ko घेर  ke chorus me bole "Bhai please pass karade",
Wo bola waise to mujhe revision karna tha par theek hai...padha dunga, pehle koi zara kadak si chai पिला दे ...
Pura कुम्बा  utha aur नजदीक  wali chintu bhaiya ki chai ki thadi ki aur badh liya,
कांच के ग्लासों  ke tower bante gaye..., aur thodi hi der me suraj bhi dhal gya...,

Ab calculation lagaya beth ke ki 15 ghante me 5 unit kaise निपटानी  hai ,
Phir ek ne yaad dilaya ki aaj to sala Al-classico hai...  team ke प्रति  apni जिम्मेदारी भी तो निभानी  hai..
किताबो  me pencil fasa ke , dost ka projector manga ke...puri शिददत और   बलिदान की भावना  se match dekha aur Madrid jeet bhi gayi...
Phir ab khali pet to padhai hoti nahi  तो khana khane ढाबे  pahuch gye sab, aur pata na chala kab aadhi raat ko beet hi gayi..

ab bache the ghante 8 aur unit abhi bhi 5 bachi thi. ..ab फटी  अचानक , तशरीफ़ me thodi khal-bali machi thi,
mahol thoda गंभीर  hua aur humare gyaani bakchod ne padhana shuru kara, aur 2 unit padha ke bola main ab apne बिस्तर  chala...

भोर ho chuki thi ab aur ab ghante bhi bas 5 hi bache the, aur abhi 3 unit baki thi puri, 2 ke bhi bas importants hi kare the...
धूम्रपान  jalaye gaye aur pucha ek -dusre se ki iss विपदा  se kaise mare escape ,
hum 3-4 hi jyada लुढ़कने  की कगार  pe the, baki sare to le rahe the ghanto se nap...

Management ki degree lene se ni aata wo जुगाड़  jo 4-4 topic padh ke ek dusre ko padhane ko kehte hai...
isi management ki wagah se aaj naa jane kitne kahi engineer bane bethe.hai....

bas phir jaise-tese esi सामूहिक  padhai kar ke 8 bje tak 3 unit niptai, 
aankhein laal, फेफड़ो  me taaar... passing marks ki phir dobara calculation lagai...

Ab hum the athaa confidenti, kyunki passing marks to 3 unit me aaram se aa jaane the...
par phir aaya wo aadmi humare pas, jisne course complete karne ke sath sath ... 2 revision bhi mare the.,

4-5 topic ke naam bole usne , jo humne nhi padhe the...aur wahi topics sabse important bhi the uske हिसाब  se...
Aur phir phati humari kyunki ye topic to chhodo, lag raha tha 3 me.se ek unit to.already nikal gayi dimaag se...

Par ab question chahe jo aaye...jo padha hai wo to likh ke aana hi tha...
बेखौफ  ho kar nikal liye college ke liye, kyunki iss खोखले  confidence ke alawa na hi kuch aur sahara tha...

Esi hi mehfil -e- exam  प्रति  saal  2 baar sajti hai,
 6 mahine koi kitaab ni छूता , bhale pata hai end me har baar bajti hai...
kon कम्बखत  top karne ko paper deta hai, hum to dete hai passing marks ke liye,
Ab wo Chahe 'Grace' se mile to theek, warna chhod do ek subject agli baar ke liye... 


Written By: Garvit

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Mehfil-e-Exam #Creation 47

Theek 6 mahine baad aaj phir ek baar... दरबारियों  ke kaano me khatre ki ghanti baji hai.. नजदीक  aa rhe संकट  ko dekhte hue...aaj phir ...